The Paraphiliatic Party…

Folsom Street Fair 2009 Poster How Democratic members of Congress enjoy their summer recess.

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Usually the Democratic Party puts their perverts in academia or the judiciary. Listen to Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) read off a list of Democratic Party constituents needing a little extra legal protection. It’s important that H.R. 1913 (The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Act) become law because deliciously taboo teddy bear luv (Ursusagalmatophilia) wasn’t specifically covered in the Bill of Rights:

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Democratic Party Constituent Dictionary

The number of Paraphiliatic…er…Democratic Party special interest groups and constituent organizations can be daunting, that’s where The Playa comes in. Helping you help yourself, I’ve provided this list of the Democratic Party’s core constituency. Fear them my friends. There is nothing worse than a group of Asphyxio-Emetophiliatic Acrotomophiliacs bending their Congressman to their will during a legislative session. It could also be messy.

Paraphilias

from Wikipedia.org

Formal name

Attraction to…

Acrotomophilia amputees
Agalmatophilia statues, mannequins, immobility
Algolagnia physical pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone
Andromimetophilia female-to-male transsexuals
Apotemnophilia being an amputee
Asphyxiophilia strangulation of oneself, loss of control of one’s own breathing. Also, constriction.
Autagonistophilia being on stage or on camera
Autassassinophilia staging one’s own murder
Autoerotic asphyxiation self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness
Autoandrophilia being male
Autogynephilia being female
Autonepiophilia being an infant
Autopedophilia being prepubescent
Biastophilia assault and rape
Chremastistophilia being robbed or held up
Chronophilia partners of a widely differing chronological age
Coprophilia feces
Cratophilia strength
Changophilia girls morphing during sexual intercourse
Dendrophilia Trees
Diaperism diapers
Emetophilia vomit
Erotic asphyxia asphyxia of oneself or others
Erotophonophilia murder
Exhibitionism exposing oneself sexually to others; variantly with or without their consent
Fetishism nonliving objects
Formicophilia insects, small animals, etc.
Frotteurism rubbing against a non-consenting person
Gerontophilia old people
Gynandromorphophilia women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals
Gynemimetophilia male-to-female transsexuals
Hebephilia pubescent children
Homeovestism wearing clothing emblematic of one’s own sex
Hybristophilia criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes
Infantophilia children five years old or younger
Paraphilic infantilism being a baby
Kleptophilia, kleptolagnia stealing
Klismaphilia enemas
Lactaphilia human breast milk
Liquidophilia attraction to liquids; strong desire to immerse genitals in liquid
Macrophilia giants, primarily domination by giant women or men
Mammaphilia, mammagynophilia, mastofact female breasts
Masochism suffering, e.g. being humiliated, beaten, bound, etc.
Menophilia menstruation
Morphophilia some particular body shape and size
Mucophilia human mucus
Mysophilia dirtiness, e.g. soiled or decaying things
Narratophilia obscenity
Nasophilia noses
Necrophilia corpses, dead people
Nepiophilia infants
Olfactophilia smells
Partialism particular non-genital body part(s)
Peodeiktophilia exposing one’s penis
Pedophilia, paedophilia prepubescent children
Pedovestism dressing like a child
Pictophilia pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures
Podophilia feet
Raptophilia committing rape
Robot fetishism robots; people acting like robots or dressed in robot costumes; transformation into a robot
Sadism causing pain
Salirophilia soiling others
Scatophilia feces
Scoptophilia, scopophilia watching others being sexual
Shoe fetishism shoes or other footwear
Somnophilia sleeping or unconscious people
Sthenolagnia strength or muscles
Stigmatophilia piercings and tattoos
Symphorophilia disasters
Telephone scatologia, Telephonicophilia obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers
Teratophilia sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Transvestic fetishism, transvestism wearing clothing associated with the opposite sex
Transvestophilia cross-dressed partner
Trichophilia hair
Troilism, triolism watching one’s partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party’s knowledge
Urophagia drinking urine
Urophilia urine, particularly urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others
Ursusagalmatophilia teddy bears
Vampirism, also known as Murphyism drawing or drinking blood
Vorarephilia eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece
Voyeurism watching others be sexual or naked, particularly without their knowledge
Zoophilia animals (actual, not anthropomorphic)
Zoosadism animals’ pain

Ex Paraphilias

The following was at one point considered a paraphilia, but is no longer:

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