How Democratic members of Congress enjoy their summer recess.
Usually the Democratic Party puts their perverts in academia or the judiciary. Listen to Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) read off a list of Democratic Party constituents needing a little extra legal protection. It’s important that H.R. 1913 (The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Act) become law because deliciously taboo teddy bear luv (Ursusagalmatophilia) wasn’t specifically covered in the Bill of Rights:
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The number of Paraphiliatic…er…Democratic Party special interest groups and constituent organizations can be daunting, that’s where The Playa comes in. Helping you help yourself, I’ve provided this list of the Democratic Party’s core constituency. Fear them my friends. There is nothing worse than a group of Asphyxio-Emetophiliatic Acrotomophiliacs bending their Congressman to their will during a legislative session. It could also be messy.
Paraphilias
from Wikipedia.org
Formal name |
Attraction to… |
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| Acrotomophilia | amputees | ||
| Agalmatophilia | statues, mannequins, immobility | ||
| Algolagnia | physical pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone | ||
| Andromimetophilia | female-to-male transsexuals | ||
| Apotemnophilia | being an amputee | ||
| Asphyxiophilia | strangulation of oneself, loss of control of one’s own breathing. Also, constriction. | ||
| Autagonistophilia | being on stage or on camera | ||
| Autassassinophilia | staging one’s own murder | ||
| Autoerotic asphyxiation | self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness | ||
| Autoandrophilia | being male | ||
| Autogynephilia | being female | ||
| Autonepiophilia | being an infant | ||
| Autopedophilia | being prepubescent | ||
| Biastophilia | assault and rape | ||
| Chremastistophilia | being robbed or held up | ||
| Chronophilia | partners of a widely differing chronological age | ||
| Coprophilia | feces | ||
| Cratophilia | strength | ||
| Changophilia | girls morphing during sexual intercourse | ||
| Dendrophilia | Trees | ||
| Diaperism | diapers | ||
| Emetophilia | vomit | ||
| Erotic asphyxia | asphyxia of oneself or others | ||
| Erotophonophilia | murder | ||
| Exhibitionism | exposing oneself sexually to others; variantly with or without their consent | ||
| Fetishism | nonliving objects | ||
| Formicophilia | insects, small animals, etc. | ||
| Frotteurism | rubbing against a non-consenting person | ||
| Gerontophilia | old people | ||
| Gynandromorphophilia | women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals | ||
| Gynemimetophilia | male-to-female transsexuals | ||
| Hebephilia | pubescent children | ||
| Homeovestism | wearing clothing emblematic of one’s own sex | ||
| Hybristophilia | criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes | ||
| Infantophilia | children five years old or younger | ||
| Paraphilic infantilism | being a baby | ||
| Kleptophilia, kleptolagnia | stealing | ||
| Klismaphilia | enemas | ||
| Lactaphilia | human breast milk | ||
| Liquidophilia | attraction to liquids; strong desire to immerse genitals in liquid | ||
| Macrophilia | giants, primarily domination by giant women or men | ||
| Mammaphilia, mammagynophilia, mastofact | female breasts | ||
| Masochism | suffering, e.g. being humiliated, beaten, bound, etc. | ||
| Menophilia | menstruation | ||
| Morphophilia | some particular body shape and size | ||
| Mucophilia | human mucus | ||
| Mysophilia | dirtiness, e.g. soiled or decaying things | ||
| Narratophilia | obscenity | ||
| Nasophilia | noses | ||
| Necrophilia | corpses, dead people | ||
| Nepiophilia | infants | ||
| Olfactophilia | smells | ||
| Partialism | particular non-genital body part(s) | ||
| Peodeiktophilia | exposing one’s penis | ||
| Pedophilia, paedophilia | prepubescent children | ||
| Pedovestism | dressing like a child | ||
| Pictophilia | pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures | ||
| Podophilia | feet | ||
| Raptophilia | committing rape | ||
| Robot fetishism | robots; people acting like robots or dressed in robot costumes; transformation into a robot | ||
| Sadism | causing pain | ||
| Salirophilia | soiling others | ||
| Scatophilia | feces | ||
| Scoptophilia, scopophilia | watching others being sexual | ||
| Shoe fetishism | shoes or other footwear | ||
| Somnophilia | sleeping or unconscious people | ||
| Sthenolagnia | strength or muscles | ||
| Stigmatophilia | piercings and tattoos | ||
| Symphorophilia | disasters | ||
| Telephone scatologia, Telephonicophilia | obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers | ||
| Teratophilia | sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people | ||
| Transvestic fetishism, transvestism | wearing clothing associated with the opposite sex | ||
| Transvestophilia | cross-dressed partner | ||
| Trichophilia | hair | ||
| Troilism, triolism | watching one’s partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party’s knowledge | ||
| Urophagia | drinking urine | ||
| Urophilia | urine, particularly urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others | ||
| Ursusagalmatophilia | teddy bears | ||
| Vampirism, also known as Murphyism | drawing or drinking blood | ||
| Vorarephilia | eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece | ||
| Voyeurism | watching others be sexual or naked, particularly without their knowledge | ||
| Zoophilia | animals (actual, not anthropomorphic) | ||
| Zoosadism | animals’ pain | ||
Ex Paraphilias
The following was at one point considered a paraphilia, but is no longer:
