April 2010

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Hamlet is not a small ham!

Hamlet is not a small ham!

Laurence Olivier as Hamlet, reaching for a ham omelet.
And neither is it a ham omelet. That’s right children, it’s The Dialectical Playa (or like my fans call me, “tdp”…ok, I call myself that and I have only one fan. Thanks mom!) here to prove to you that you can be a gorgeous, intelligent, sexy, famous, [...]

An enhanced bust…

An enhanced bust…

There’s a reason why fascist groups are now ascendant throughout post-Christian Europe, it’s because there’s no-one else willing to confront the growing Islamic menace. Here in the United States, only Arizona has shown itself willing – much to the left’s apoplectic rage – to confront the growing menace of illegal immigration by actually enforcing Federal [...]

A bust…

A bust…

So Boobquake was a bust (no pun intended). It’s amazing how quickly Boobquake devolved from raising awareness in America of Islam’s misogyny, intolerance, superstition, and scientific ignorance to instead raising awareness in America of feminism’s misogyny, intolerance, superstition, and scientific ignorance. But that’s what happens when you have a bunch of liberal anti-theists running something. [...]

It was the breast of times…

It was the breast of times…

She just caused an earthquake in Tehran.
Well, as I write this (10:56 EST), it appears that while Boobquake achieved its scientific purpose (quantitatively proving that immodestly dressed women don’t cause earthquakes), the event kind of fizzled nonetheless. For some reason, these things always do. Unlike porn conventions or burlesque shows where you expect to see [...]

Today is D-Day for Boobage!

Today is D-Day for Boobage!

They’re…so…beautiful. I wonder if she can draw the Prophet Muhammad?
Great things come in pairs…like boobs! Yes, golden orbs of squeezable nirvana come in pairs, and while science doesn’t come in pairs, it does pair up really well with “The Twins”! In fact, nothing says “science” better than a set of superbly cloned cans. While unfortunately [...]

The Cutting Edge…

The Cutting Edge…

The Dialectical Playa | 25 Apr 2010
What happens when the “cutting edge” comedy network encounters people with a cutting edge.

In his brilliant weekend column over at National Review Online, Mark Steyn captured the entertainment industry’s (which includes the state-controlled media’s) hypocrisy by comparing the “courage” they demonstrate towards imagined threats (like the Constitution, Tea Partiers, [...]

Raiders of the lost ark in a galaxy far, far away…

Raiders of the lost ark in a galaxy far, far away…

Originally posted on February 15, 2009
Jar Jar Binks: Unwitting tool of George Lucas’ screenwriting evil.

Not content to rest on his laurels following his successful destruction of the Star Wars franchise, the storied wizard of Industrial Light and Magic, George Lucas, has made it his next priority to beat-down the Indiana Jones franchise like Darth [...]

Happy Belated Earth Day!

Happy Belated Earth Day!

Happy Belated Earth Day!
I can’t believe I misseded it since it’s the most importantest day ever. In fact, it’s more importanter than Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, Easter, and April 15th combineded!
Anyway, in the video below are some people who really know how to celebrate Earth Day, belated or not. Woot!
Earth First! primal screams an apology [...]

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